I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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