I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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