apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
foreskin is a definite game changer
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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