Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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