how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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