You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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