would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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