just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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