I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Randomize
