Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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