Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Randomize
