Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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