I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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