I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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