you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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