In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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