There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Operation Purity has been aborted
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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