The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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