She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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