I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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