super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i out mim tonsoeep
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