I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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