I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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