hell yes lets make some ravioli
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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