Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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