Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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