I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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