Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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