So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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