Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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