I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We left the knife in your bed.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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