Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I will be naked everywhere
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
