dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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