I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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