I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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