that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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