so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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