One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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