Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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