I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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