How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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