Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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