Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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