But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"it" just moved
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My hand turned me down
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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