there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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