My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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