If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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