no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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