We won't sleep together?
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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