You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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