The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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