So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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