is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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